I'm baaacckk...


I was on vacation... (did you think I was just a bad blogger?)

I have just returned from my month-long inspection of the continent (as they used to say) and will soon regale you with hard-won knowledge and sparking witticisms about my trip to France and Britain. (And yes, I know the continent refers to the mainland of Europe and not the UK, but we were in France for over 3/4 of the time, so I stick to my statement).

A couple things first:
While British Air may be superior to US airlines, it can still make you want to kill yourself by changing gates randomly at the last minute and then making you line up multiple times for the same flight (if you have to fly out of Gate 1b, Terminal 4 Heathrow, just give up and emigrate to the UK instead, you'll be happier).

DON'T FUCKING TAKE FLASH PICTURES IN MUSEUMS! ESPECIALLY IN DARKENED ROOMS WHERE THE ARTWORK IS LIGHT SENSITIVE YOU STUPID FUCKS!
(the subject of photography in museums is something you can expect a long diatribe about in the near future as it was a continued annoyance and hindered our enjoyment of several famous galleries).

Posted: Wed - April 26, 2006 at 04:35 AM           |


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